Top 10 Reasons for Girls to F**k a Drifter

RoadRage · 09-21-2005, 07:15 AM

For my driftin homie Ameen who thought I had nuthin of value to post yesterday...this should make amends

Top 10 Reasons for Girls to Fuck a Drifter

10. Doing it sideways is just one of our many skills.

9. We all know the importance of weight distribution when performing.

8. When we’re in, it’s all about pushing it to the limit.

7. We love shifting from side to side before making our big move.

6. We’ve mastered the skill of being as close as possible for maximum excitement.

5. We know at least a dozen techniques for upsetting the rear.

4. Carrying speed into the entrance is always a must.

3. We understand that the angle of entry is key.

2. Grip is as important as Slip and we know just when to use it.

1. We’re so good we’re used to hearing “One more time”.

jihadrift · 09-21-2005, 08:46 AM

this is more than valuable, STICKY!!111ONE

FITZ · 09-21-2005, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoadRage

5. We know at least a dozen techniques for upsetting the rear.

09-21-2005, 10:49 AM

This is dirtily funny...

Oni-San · 09-21-2005, 11:24 AM

crzycav86 · 09-21-2005, 11:24 AM

If I were a girl, I'd be convinced.

*ameenIT* · 09-21-2005, 11:30 AM

werd... i need to print this out and hand it out to the bitches

KoukiKA240sx · 09-21-2005, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crzycav86

If I were a girl, I'd be convinced.

im convinced anyway. watch out brian

~Sam

crzycav86 · 09-21-2005, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ameenIT

werd... i need to print this out and hand it out to the bitches

Give a copy to AMEENS GIRL for me.. would ya? thankzors.

JMax · 09-21-2005, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoadRage

10. Doing it sideways is just one of our many skills.

i got a visual on that one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoadRage

5. We know at least a dozen techniques for upsetting the rear.

and on that one

WHITE GUY! · 09-21-2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crzycav86

Give a copy to AMEENS GIRL for me.. would ya? thankzors.

He doesn't have to make a copy of it. And why do you think I'm with him in the first place.? Because he's the best at getting it sideways. ;-}

NO SERIOUSLY

crzycav86 · 09-21-2005, 02:30 PM

Who are you?

Slideshow240 · 09-21-2005, 02:54 PM

sand is your friend..........thats all you need to know

RoadRage · 09-21-2005, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slideshow240

sand is your friend..........thats all you need to know

Just give it away, why don't ya.....Captain Obvious

Slideshow240 · 09-21-2005, 03:37 PM

thats not giving it away......there is sand everywhere. maybe i like sand noob lol

RoadRage · 09-21-2005, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slideshow240

thats not giving it away......there is sand everywhere. maybe i like sand noob lol

If I'm a noob then u must be a fetus

Slideshow240 · 09-21-2005, 03:47 PM

if im a fetus then your a placenta

G_slide · 09-21-2005, 04:19 PM

standing ovation .... please sticky this one
We should have a shirt made with that list on the back or somthing more creative.
I'll take 7, 1 for each day of the week

but seriously this would be an awesome shirt for H240 to sell.

09-22-2005, 11:51 PM

looks like i need to learn to drift

and that shirt idea sounds like a winner to me...

09-23-2005, 12:13 AM

wow...stickied.

King 240 · 09-23-2005, 02:38 AM

lol baller thread

Bellville Ben · 09-23-2005, 01:49 PM

damn thats freaking funny its true though i think!

PePe240sx · 09-23-2005, 01:56 PM

I love this thread

Slideshow240 · 09-23-2005, 03:35 PM

+1 for a shirt. im thinking a red shirt with houston240sx.com accross teh front and "top 10 reasons to fuck a drifter"
list reasons

pr0ject trueno · 09-23-2005, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slideshow240

+1 for a shirt. im thinking a red shirt with houston240sx.com accross teh front and "top 10 reasons to fuck a drifter"
list reasons

+1 for mr panda president's post up there

09-21-2005, 07:15 AM	#1
RoadRage Azn Vatos !! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hell Posts: 1,557	Top 10 Reasons for Girls to Fk a Drifter For my driftin homie Ameen who thought I had nuthin of value to post yesterday...this should make amends Top 10 Reasons for Girls to Fuck a Drifter 10. Doing it sideways is just one of our many skills. 9. We all know the importance of weight distribution when performing. 8. When we’re in, it’s all about pushing it to the limit. 7. We love shifting from side to side before making our big move. 6. We’ve mastered the skill of being as close as possible for maximum excitement. 5. We know at least a dozen techniques for upsetting the rear. 4. Carrying speed into the entrance is always a must. 3. We understand that the angle of entry is key. 2. Grip is as important as Slip and we know just when to use it. 1. We’re so good we’re used to hearing “One more time”. __________________ SHIFT*_Wal-Mart changes my oil for <$35 " I live my life one AutoX at a time " - Sil-lider Last edited by RoadRage; 09-21-2005 at 10:25 AM.*

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Slideshow240 tag master Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: there Posts: 5,979	sand is your friend..........thats all you need to know __________________ Silhouette©®™CO PRESIDENT SR86 www.teamsilhouette.com check it out be cool

09-21-2005, 03:37 PM	#15
Slideshow240 tag master Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: there Posts: 5,979	thats not giving it away......there is sand everywhere. maybe i like sand noob lol __________________ Silhouette©®™CO PRESIDENT SR86 www.teamsilhouette.com check it out be cool

09-21-2005, 03:47 PM	#17
Slideshow240 tag master Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: there Posts: 5,979	if im a fetus then your a placenta __________________ Silhouette©®™CO PRESIDENT SR86 www.teamsilhouette.com check it out be cool

09-21-2005, 08:46 AM	#2
jihadrift GetLoGetLo Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: bed Posts: 2,242	this is more than valuable, STICKY!!111ONE

09-21-2005, 10:49 AM	#4
SiLv3rDr34mS Guest Posts: n/a	This is dirtily funny...

09-21-2005, 11:24 AM	#6
crzycav86 Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri City Posts: 4,841	If I were a girl, I'd be convinced.

09-21-2005, 11:30 AM	#7
ameenIT newbs Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: SL kids HQ Posts: 9,688	werd... i need to print this out and hand it out to the bitches

09-21-2005, 02:30 PM	#12
crzycav86 Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Missouri City Posts: 4,841	Who are you?

09-21-2005, 04:19 PM	#18
G_slide Scary Gary Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Paradise Point Posts: 1,256	standing ovation .... please sticky this one We should have a shirt made with that list on the back or somthing more creative. I'll take 7, 1 for each day of the week but seriously this would be an awesome shirt for H240 to sell. __________________ R.I.P. A.Kuroi www.youtube.com/user/tehgslide Wake Up Project * INFOWARS * Campaign For Liberty Last edited by G_slide; 09-21-2005 at 04:48 PM.

09-22-2005, 11:51 PM	#19
brandino Guest Posts: n/a	looks like i need to learn to drift and that shirt idea sounds like a winner to me...

09-23-2005, 12:13 AM	#20
Mikespeed95 Guest Posts: n/a	wow...stickied.

09-23-2005, 02:38 AM	#21
King 240 (_O_O_/=RPS13=\_O_O_) Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Spring,TX Posts: 2,174	lol baller thread

09-23-2005, 01:49 PM	#22
Bellville Ben BELLVILLE BOY Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: japan Posts: 748	damn thats freaking funny its true though i think!

09-23-2005, 01:56 PM	#23
PePe240sx Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: DFW Posts: 2,444	I love this thread __________________

09-23-2005, 03:35 PM	#24
Slideshow240 tag master Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: there Posts: 5,979	+1 for a shirt. im thinking a red shirt with houston240sx.com accross teh front and "top 10 reasons to fuck a drifter" list reasons __________________ Silhouette©®™CO PRESIDENT SR86 www.teamsilhouette.com check it out be cool

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