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Old 09-21-2005, 07:15 AM   #1
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Top 10 Reasons for Girls to F**k a Drifter

For my driftin homie Ameen who thought I had nuthin of value to post yesterday...this should make amends


Top 10 Reasons for Girls to Fuck a Drifter


10. Doing it sideways is just one of our many skills.

9. We all know the importance of weight distribution when performing.

8. When we’re in, it’s all about pushing it to the limit.

7. We love shifting from side to side before making our big move.

6. We’ve mastered the skill of being as close as possible for maximum excitement.

5. We know at least a dozen techniques for upsetting the rear.

4. Carrying speed into the entrance is always a must.

3. We understand that the angle of entry is key.

2. Grip is as important as Slip and we know just when to use it.

1. We’re so good we’re used to hearing “One more time”.
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Old 09-21-2005, 08:46 AM   #2
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this is more than valuable, STICKY!!111ONE
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Old 09-21-2005, 10:22 AM   #3
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5. We know at least a dozen techniques for upsetting the rear.
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Old 09-21-2005, 10:49 AM   #4
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This is dirtily funny...
 
Old 09-21-2005, 11:24 AM   #5
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:24 AM   #6
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If I were a girl, I'd be convinced.
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:36 AM   #8
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If I were a girl, I'd be convinced.
im convinced anyway. watch out brian
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:39 AM   #9
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werd... i need to print this out and hand it out to the bitches
Give a copy to AMEENS GIRL for me.. would ya? thankzors.
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:48 AM   #10
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10. Doing it sideways is just one of our many skills.
i got a visual on that one.

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5. We know at least a dozen techniques for upsetting the rear.
and on that one

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Old 09-21-2005, 02:17 PM   #11
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Give a copy to AMEENS GIRL for me.. would ya? thankzors.
He doesn't have to make a copy of it. And why do you think I'm with him in the first place.? Because he's the best at getting it sideways. ;-}

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Old 09-21-2005, 02:30 PM   #12
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:54 PM   #13
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:19 PM   #14
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sand is your friend..........thats all you need to know
Just give it away, why don't ya.....Captain Obvious
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:37 PM   #15
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thats not giving it away......there is sand everywhere. maybe i like sand noob lol
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:38 PM   #16
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thats not giving it away......there is sand everywhere. maybe i like sand noob lol
If I'm a noob then u must be a fetus
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:47 PM   #17
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standing ovation .... please sticky this one
We should have a shirt made with that list on the back or somthing more creative.
I'll take 7, 1 for each day of the week

but seriously this would be an awesome shirt for H240 to sell.

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Old 09-22-2005, 11:51 PM   #19
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looks like i need to learn to drift

and that shirt idea sounds like a winner to me...
 
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:38 AM   #21
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Old 09-23-2005, 03:35 PM   #24
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+1 for a shirt. im thinking a red shirt with houston240sx.com accross teh front and "top 10 reasons to fuck a drifter"
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Old 09-23-2005, 04:28 PM   #25
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+1 for a shirt. im thinking a red shirt with houston240sx.com accross teh front and "top 10 reasons to fuck a drifter"
list reasons
+1 for mr panda president's post up there
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