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Old 05-24-2005, 04:02 PM   #1
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My Penis is like my Nissan.......

Saw a web page of penis/car comaprison jokes and morphed a few into Nissans and came up with a few myself. Enjoy

My penis is like a top heavy Nissan Xterra. It has the occasional trouble of staying upright.

My penis is like my Datsun 510. Primarily designed for old people but requires a complete overhaul in order to get it back to the way it used to be.

My dick is like the NISMO Skyline GT-R. It's wide, hangs pretty low, easy to get going pretty fast, and usually arrives at its destination before u want it to.

My penis is like an Japanese Skyline police car: makes a lot of noise and leaves other cars in its dust in terms of getting to the action, but once it gets to the action it either starts shooting off immediately or isn't entirely sure what to do at first.

My penis is like a USDM 240SX. It's been toned down for US civilian use and costs a couple grand to perform the way the original used to.

My penis is like a 350Z. Sure, you can use it by yourself and still have a little fun. You feel a little silly after awhile though, everyone knows it was made for someone else to enjoy it with you.

My penis is like my Nissan pickup; not the biggest one out there but reliable, long lasting and a whole lot of fun to get in and out of tight spots.

My penis is like my 300ZX twin turbo, it takes off super fast but runs out of gas in no time and gives you no lasting enjoyment.

My penis is like a Motorex Skyline, there’s nothing around that looks as sweet but only delivers half as much as its worth.

My penis is like a SR powered/Drift prepped 240SX, overhyped and marketed towards those who can’t even drive yet.

My penis is like an RB powered 240SX. Way way too powerful, and has a tendency to reach climax before its expected.

My penis is like my 4 puck clutch on my 240, nobody understands how to work it as well as the owner, and when someone inexperienced gets ahold of it, they tend to fuck it up.

My penis is like my Nissan Titan. I don't know how it fits in most spaces, but I'm glad it does.

My penis is like a pizza delivering 240SX. It always comes once per customer and people get excited when it shows up at their house.

My penis is like a 4dr Skyline. It may look big, but its just as agile as it is heavy. It can satisfy over 4 people at once and still be sideways too.

My penis is like a Nissan Pathfinder. It's large enough without being too big. Nice looking, but nothing too flashy. It's getting a little older now, but still performs well since I have it serviced regularly.

My penis is like a Pimped Out S14: Bling, touches the ground and Gangsta bitches love em.

My penis is like a SOHC 240SX, low powered and embarrassing to use but quite efficient.

My penis is like a Datsun 240z: Old Skool but the ladies love riding it cuz its classic look is timeless.

My penis is like a Road Course prepped 240SX. Gives an awful ride to anyone who chooses to take it for a spin but worth it because it's so fast.

For My Boyz

My penis is like Initial what’s 240’s. I'm constantly working on it with my hands but no one ever rides it.

My penis is like Ameen’s 240SX. Loves that sideways action but the problem is getting it started.

My penis is like Rob’s 240SX, takes a while to get going but has a surprising amount of power down the stretch but unfortunately has a tendency to come short against stiffer competition.

My penis is like Mikespeed’s 240SX. Raggedy, worn out and girls are afraid to touch it when its sideways.

My penis is like Ryan’s Sentra. Big enough and and comfy for all who ride. Usually seen without passengers, but otherwise I am proud it's mine but I am usually envious of someone else's.

My penis is like SlideShow’s 240. It takes a lot of work to start up and craps out after just a few minutes of hard use.

My penis is like RoadRage’s S14 - blown, and comes really fast.
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Old 05-24-2005, 04:55 PM   #2
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funny stuff brian.
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:15 PM   #3
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:31 PM   #4
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Re: My Penis is like my Nissan.......

Quote:
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My penis is like Ryan’s Sentra. Big enough and and comfy for all who ride. Usually seen without passengers, but otherwise I am proud it's mine but I am usually envious of someone else's.
HAHA..u bastard

u have too much free time on ur hands!!
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:12 PM   #5
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:37 PM   #6
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My penis is like my 240 in sleepy mode...well if you turn it side ways looks like in "Sleepy eye mode"

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Old 05-24-2005, 10:41 PM   #7
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its my choice to not have anyone ride me dammit.
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Old 05-24-2005, 11:04 PM   #8
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its my choice to not have anyone ride me dammit.
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Old 05-24-2005, 11:52 PM   #9
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i want a challenge though.
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Old 05-25-2005, 12:14 AM   #10
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Old 05-25-2005, 08:04 AM   #11
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Old 05-25-2005, 04:18 PM   #12
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i want a challenge though.

....once you go black....
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Old 05-25-2005, 04:24 PM   #13
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....once you go black....
....u don't get Jack


the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice - yours

the blacker the SR20 the sweeter the boost - mine
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Old 05-25-2005, 06:20 PM   #14
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Old 05-25-2005, 11:25 PM   #15
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the blacker the SR20 the sweeter the boost - mine

BWHAHA, Brian you rule bro,lol.
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