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View Poll Results: Which is best?
White squeez box 3 4.62%
Hispanic Juice Box 26 40.00%
Slanted Snatch 2 3.08%
Berka lallalalala penis pouch 2 3.08%
Oreo Pussy 4 6.15%
I like boys 1 1.54%
I wana sex me up some mycah 27 41.54%
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:43 PM   #1
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Best Women?

Outta my experiences...

Hispanic Women = BEST PUSSY EVER Always clean (no matter how poor they are) and know wtf they are doing....just be careful cause dem'hoez ARE fertile.

White Women = A fucking WILD CARD You never know what you're gonna get but they are some of the nastiest and raunchiest bitches EVAR.

Black Women = Can be good but a lot oh them have skank pussy and need to remember wtf massengill is - You can find it at Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally WORLD! (but I've had some skank pussy WHITE bitches too!)

Arab = All the arab hoes I fucked were rich ones, They get that Arab Money - They were so fresh and so clean, clean! but, not very "open" - Like I couldn't stick it in her ass or let the dog watch... that kinda shit.

Asians = I never had a full blooded asian, Only 1/2 asians - they all right

Mixed Bitches = Damned nice pussy.

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Old 09-12-2012, 08:49 PM   #2
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native American for me sir

i love me some Cherokee women
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:51 PM   #3
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native American for me sir

i love me some Cherokee women
Oh yeah, I forgot about those - my ex is Choctaw, It was cool but every time she had an orgazim she would squirt and then from her pussy juice would some the crow spirit and it would ask me if I ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon - then that sneaky hoe would try to scalp me.....I think she said she was from the Black widow tribe.

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I can't get with the chocolate sistas,they got that trout mouth pussy. Damn black guys got the dicks the size of fire extinguishers
Nigga I know - I tried to fuck this one sistah and she had Extra Large Magnums sitting on her night stand, It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!!
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Old 09-18-2012, 12:32 PM   #4
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Nigga I know - I tried to fuck this one sistah and she had Extra Large Magnums sitting on her night stand, It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!!
this mofo here
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Old 09-12-2012, 08:49 PM   #5
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I can't get with the chocolate sistas,they got that trout mouth pussy. Damn black guys got the dicks the size of fire extinguishers
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:14 PM   #6
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:16 PM   #7
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Arabic girls are definitely the best as a pure.
But mixed is just breathtaking good!!
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:17 PM   #8
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dude id totally do Chiana the Sylph from Farscape

yes it applies to both threads
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:34 PM   #9
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:17 PM   #10
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:20 PM   #11
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:24 PM   #12
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:18 PM   #13
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hmmm never had an arab girl ill put it on the list. but cuban pussy is good too
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Old 09-18-2012, 02:39 PM   #14
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hmmm never had an arab girl ill put it on the list. but cuban pussy is good too
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Cuban was the best ive had by far, she spoke it as well.
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But sometimes you get a dry spell you know...thats when you go to the store, buy some Kentucky jelly then tie a rope from your penis and jump from a tree. While you swing from your dingaling you chunk the deuce and tell 'em "Texas mothafucka, dat's where I stay!"

Then you offer them a bean pie.
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:28 PM   #16
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As for cho pussy goes, it's all relative to the size of the cho.

My ex was 5'2 and my white boy penis was barely able to nudge in, it was juicy though.

Most recent cho encounter was 5'8 maybe a little over 130lbs, and mmy white boy penis was intimidated by a dry pocket protector that I was barely able to knock down.
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Old 09-18-2012, 06:39 PM   #21
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fat girls dont give good anything. except maybe advice on a good place to eat
nah i had some fat girl tell a couple of places that were supossed to be good but wernt worth a dam and then i fucked her but wasnt any good at that either so ilost on both fronts.
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Old 09-12-2012, 11:18 PM   #23
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agreed on the latino girls being the shit, just be careful with puerto rican girls, they are fucking nuts!

and asians, as long as they are pretty short they are soooo nice. the few i have encountered have been awkward though, fucking squeeked like a mouse during sex. guess they watched a little too much asian porn and thought that what they were suppost to sound like
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....asian porn and thought that what they were suppost to sound like
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