Dumbest CL ads

[z31dude]

ok guys, I'm selling my z31, cut springs, welded diff, battle scares and zip ties... 12k obo no low ball offers, I know what I have.

[XMcEvilson]

this is a pretty nice deal if it's not some kind of scam, but how do you not know what swap you have



http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4239797177.html

[1stock240]

Saw that too and looked back and it's not on there now. Must be a scam

[lmgt2_piggy_240]

okay... someone get me some lambo doors for my car...

http://sanmarcos.craigslist.org/cto/4143553689.html

[djkush]

$6500 for a tranny that grinds? :0

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv...240357739.html

[djkush]

LOL
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst...240257966.html

[XMcEvilson]

This one's not really dumb, but I think it's a record for highest mileage I've seen in an ad:

[1stock240]

Okay. Just wanted to warn everyone. I went to look at this a couple of months back. Owner was selling for $1500. Said he was having clutch issues but that was the biggest problem. The biggest problem is that it had frame damage to where the shock tower was so pushed in it caused bad camber on the front driver side wheel and I saw the original wheel busted to shit. Hood and fenders nowhere close to lining upwheel. I didn't want to take a chance for anything over $1000. It sold a day later cause I texted and was going to offer $850. It's clean otherwise but will need to be put on a frame machine to be drive able. Whoever is trying to sell this probably bought it then realized then it was more than it was worth to try to fix it.
http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4287454222.html
That last one I attached the wrong ad. Ooops You can still see the driver wheel bent in more than the rest. It actually looks a lot worse in person The rest of the car is clean but being they picked this up less than 2 months ago, and already want to sell it that raises a flag

[Sleeepy]

Originally Posted by 1stock240

Okay. Just wanted to warn everyone. I went to look at this a couple of months back. Owner was selling for $1500. Said he was having clutch issues but that was the biggest problem. The biggest problem is that it had frame damage to where the shock tower was so pushed in it caused bad camber on the front driver side wheel and I saw the original wheel busted to shit. Hood and fenders nowhere close to lining upwheel. I didn't want to take a chance for anything over $1000. It sold a day later cause I texted and was going to offer $850. It's clean otherwise but will need to be put on a frame machine to be drive able. Whoever is trying to sell this probably bought it then realized then it was more than it was worth to try to fix it.
http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4288202864.html

Maybe they fixed it?...

[XMcEvilson]

Originally Posted by 1stock240

Okay. Just wanted to warn everyone. I went to look at this a couple of months back. Owner was selling for $1500. Said he was having clutch issues but that was the biggest problem. The biggest problem is that it had frame damage to where the shock tower was so pushed in it caused bad camber on the front driver side wheel and I saw the original wheel busted to shit. Hood and fenders nowhere close to lining upwheel. I didn't want to take a chance for anything over $1000. It sold a day later cause I texted and was going to offer $850. It's clean otherwise but will need to be put on a frame machine to be drive able. Whoever is trying to sell this probably bought it then realized then it was more than it was worth to try to fix it.
http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4287454222.html
That last one I attached the wrong ad. Ooops You can still see the driver wheel bent in more than the rest. It actually looks a lot worse in person The rest of the car is clean but being they picked this up less than 2 months ago, and already want to sell it that raises a flag

I asked about it

[Zenkiboy95]

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/4292560171.html

Wow people are retarded

[wolamute]

Originally Posted by Zenkiboy95

http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/4292560171.html

Wow people are retarded

wow.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4283009427.html

needs "suspicion"

[integra1]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/4303173443.html

Drift tax yo.

[PacS14]

Originally Posted by integra1

http://dallas.craigslist.org/mdf/cto/4303173443.html

Drift tax yo.

Daaaaaammmmnnnn!!!! Where can I get a body kit so I can ask 15k for my kouki...SMH

[ahhh!]

that 36k mileage doe

[Munki]

So I was looking for a high rise apartment to rent so I can use it as a getaway on the weekends and I find this,

http://houston.craigslist.org/apa/4306962573.html


If you look at the pic of the pool the fuckers photoshoped people in and around the pool... -_-

Pic from the ad,


I know a few people who live here already and the people at the pool look nothing like that. You'll see a bunch of drunk people passed out laying next to the pool, beer cans and empty vodka bottles laying everywhere and naked women passed out on the chairs with condoms all around. Well, during the weekends atleast........

[WileCyot]

Originally Posted by Munki

So I was looking for a high rise apartment to rent so I can use it as a getaway on the weekends and I find this,

http://houston.craigslist.org/apa/4306962573.html


If you look at the pic of the pool the fuckers photoshoped people in and around the pool... -_-

Pic from the ad,


I know a few people who live here already and the people at the pool look nothing like that. You'll see a bunch of drunk people passed out laying next to the pool, beer cans and empty vodka bottles laying everywhere and naked women passed out on the chairs with condoms all around. Well, during the weekends atleast........

That's not even a real picture of the pool.... that's a rendering.

[PacS14]

Originally Posted by Munki

You'll see a bunch of drunk people passed out laying next to the pool, beer cans and empty vodka bottles laying everywhere and naked women passed out on the chairs with condoms all around. Well, during the weekends atleast........

Where are we getting a place at??? jk but seriously where is this who...I mean apartment at?

[Munki]

Originally Posted by WileCyot

That's not even a real picture of the pool.... that's a rendering.

Hahahahaha, that's even worse!

Originally Posted by PacS14

Where are we getting a place at??? jk but seriously where is this who...I mean apartment at?

I actually confused myself as I was trying to post this... I was looking at two other high rise apartments at the same time and thought the one I posted was The Mosaic. The Mosaic is where you see the crazy stuff. Its located in the med center BTW. Been thinking about getting a place there.

[z31dude]

Originally Posted by Munki

Hahahahaha, that's even worse!




I actually confused myself as I was trying to post this... I was looking at two other high rise apartments at the same time and thought the one I posted was The Mosaic. The Mosaic is where you see the crazy stuff. Its located in the med center BTW. Been thinking about getting a place there.

so this mosaic you speak of, anyone can just walk in and say. hey I know tony, he said it was cool for me to come here??? just curious.

[Munki]

Originally Posted by z31dude

so this mosaic you speak of, anyone can just walk in and say. hey I know tony, he said it was cool for me to come here??? just curious.

You wouldn't be able to just walk in the place without someone who actually lives there... Security is sometimes pretty tight at that place.

[rofflehouse]

Yes very tight, unlike munkis vagina

[PacS14]

http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4329753181.html

According to this I should be able to sell my stock kouki with z32 front breaks and z32 wheels for around $7,500... Damn I'm fucking up my car is for sale people!!! $7,500 nissan enthusiast only!!!

[young simba]

i seen this car on i10 the other day looks clean

[z31dude]

9k for a 240? or 9k for a 350z? think I would spend 9k on a z before I spend 9k on a 5k car at most. and that's being nice with drift tax.