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Mycah Leonhart 09-12-2012 08:43 PM

Best Women?
 
Outta my experiences...

Hispanic Women = BEST PUSSY EVER Always clean (no matter how poor they are) and know wtf they are doing....just be careful cause dem'hoez ARE fertile.

White Women = A fucking WILD CARD You never know what you're gonna get but they are some of the nastiest and raunchiest bitches EVAR.

Black Women = Can be good but a lot oh them have skank pussy and need to remember wtf massengill is - You can find it at Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally WORLD! (but I've had some skank pussy WHITE bitches too!)

Arab = All the arab hoes I fucked were rich ones, They get that Arab Money - They were so fresh and so clean, clean! but, not very "open" - Like I couldn't stick it in her ass or let the dog watch... that kinda shit.

Asians = I never had a full blooded asian, Only 1/2 asians - they all right

Mixed Bitches = Damned nice pussy.

Thoughts?

RedstarDriver 09-12-2012 08:49 PM

native American for me sir

i love me some Cherokee women

jazuya 09-12-2012 08:49 PM

I can't get with the chocolate sistas,they got that trout mouth pussy. Damn black guys got the dicks the size of fire extinguishers

Mycah Leonhart 09-12-2012 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedstarDriver (Post 927814)
native American for me sir

i love me some Cherokee women

Oh yeah, I forgot about those - my ex is Choctaw, It was cool but every time she had an orgazim she would squirt and then from her pussy juice would some the crow spirit and it would ask me if I ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon - then that sneaky hoe would try to scalp me.....I think she said she was from the Black widow tribe.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jazuya (Post 927816)
I can't get with the chocolate sistas,they got that trout mouth pussy. Damn black guys got the dicks the size of fire extinguishers

Nigga I know - I tried to fuck this one sistah and she had Extra Large Magnums sitting on her night stand, It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!!!

240Timmons 09-12-2012 09:14 PM

i like boys

AwesomeO 09-12-2012 09:16 PM

Arabic girls are definitely the best as a pure.
But mixed is just breathtaking good!!

RedstarDriver 09-12-2012 09:17 PM

dude id totally do Chiana the Sylph from Farscape

yes it applies to both threads

GeorgeAcoustic 09-12-2012 09:17 PM

I like blow up dolls

silosrwd 09-12-2012 09:18 PM

hmmm never had an arab girl ill put it on the list. but cuban pussy is good too

Pabs 09-12-2012 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeAcoustic (Post 927832)
I like blow up dolls

Oh shiiiit you like to blow on them lol :ghey

Mycah Leonhart 09-12-2012 09:22 PM

But sometimes you get a dry spell you know...thats when you go to the store, buy some Kentucky jelly then tie a rope from your penis and jump from a tree. While you swing from your dingaling you chunk the deuce and tell 'em "Texas mothafucka, dat's where I stay!"

Then you offer them a bean pie.

Mr 240 09-12-2012 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeorgeAcoustic (Post 927832)
I like blow up dolls

nah, it's all about the inflation method

Mr 240 09-12-2012 09:28 PM

As for cho pussy goes, it's all relative to the size of the cho.

My ex was 5'2 and my white boy penis was barely able to nudge in, it was juicy though.

Most recent cho encounter was 5'8 maybe a little over 130lbs, and mmy white boy penis was intimidated by a dry pocket protector that I was barely able to knock down.

Harmswahy 09-12-2012 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedstarDriver (Post 927831)
dude id totally do Chiana the Sylph from Farscape

yes it applies to both threads

+1

dekansnowman 09-12-2012 09:41 PM

Laugh my fucking ass off at "Let the dog watch"....

SnafuPossum 09-12-2012 10:29 PM

Don't listen to what your friends say, fat girls don't give good head.

Mr 240 09-12-2012 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snafupossum (Post 927861)
don't listen to what your friends say, fat girls don't give good head.

lmfaoooo

Bourngoofy89 09-12-2012 11:18 PM

agreed on the latino girls being the shit, just be careful with puerto rican girls, they are fucking nuts!

and asians, as long as they are pretty short they are soooo nice. the few i have encountered have been awkward though, fucking squeeked like a mouse during sex. guess they watched a little too much asian porn and thought that what they were suppost to sound like

bobzebuilder 09-12-2012 11:40 PM

lmao mycah your killing me right now! im laughing so damn hard at all you threads!!

Chuck 09-12-2012 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bourngoofy89 (Post 927879)
....asian porn and thought that what they were suppost to sound like

LOL, i thought asian girls all started crying the second they even see a dick

FWD KA24DE-T 09-12-2012 11:56 PM

Cuban girls!!!!!

Mr 240 09-12-2012 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S13Chuck (Post 927904)
LOL, i thought asian girls all started crying the second they even see a dick

that happened to me

ADiamond240sx 09-13-2012 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S13Chuck (Post 927904)
LOL, i thought asian girls all started crying the second they even see a dick

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr 240 (Post 927907)
that happened to me

Thats not crying ..

Thats laughing so hard they get tears...

Butcher240sx 09-13-2012 12:50 AM

My ex wife was mixed. Hot but crazy.
Latin women are my favorite.
White chicks are all bi and freaky, but the last one I had kicked the windshield out of my car.
Black chicks have big tits.
Never had an Asian
Let the dog watch.

ADiamond240sx 09-13-2012 12:56 AM

Hispanic women taste bitter and can be crazy as hell and have nasty tempers - then they take yer shit

White women are insane and will steal all yer shit - mixed reviews on cleanlieness

Black women wont take any shit from you and will take your shit - it looks like a fuckin oreo down there and mixed reviews.

Middle eastern women are hot, tasty and will kill you if they have a reason while screaming lalalalalalaala

Asians are a mixed batch. they are all tasty and sweet, most are food nazi's and will throw out half your fridge every time they visit. Many of them have nasty tempers as well. And they wont take your stuff .. they'll just throw it out cause "you didn't need it anyways" and "It was just clutter".


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